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Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What clothes does a house wear?
How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.