Riddle #529

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A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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Two Friends Priyam and Shruti were talking. Priyam said 'what rhymes with the word mango?'. Shruti replied, 'Nothing rhymes with mango.' 'Actually something rhymes with mango', replied Priyam. Who is correct?
Both are wrong 'nothing' and 'something' don't rhyme with the word mango.
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