stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
