Stupid riddles with simple answers
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.