simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
