stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazystupidWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.