Stupid riddles with simple answers
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What's green and loud?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What is a frog’s favorite year?