stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
