Stupid riddles with simple answers
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?