dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
mysteryscarytrickydirtyThere was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
Married couples.
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
