What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!cleanshort
How do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice. cleanshortwhat am I
As small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately. As soon as he arrives, he is arrested.
He never ask the cop where the scene of the crime was so they knew that he had murdered his wife.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
How can one talk without saying a single word?
Sms/chat/using hand symbols.cleanshort
If there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.cleanshortwhat am I
I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
What is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.