What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
See also best riddles or new riddles.crazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.cleanlogicshort
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.cleanlogicshort
What letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.funnyshort
What type of cheese is made backwards?
A bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.cleanshort
You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.funnyshort
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.cleanpoemsshort
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.