What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalcleanfunnyshort
What bone will a dog never eat?
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I live in lakes and rivers.
I eat fish and birds.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have lots of pretty teeth.
I am a...
I heard of an invading, vanquishing army sweeping across the land, liquid-quick; conquering everything, quelling resistance. With it came darkness, dimming the light. Humans hid in their houses, while outside spears pierced, shattering stones walls. Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground, but each elicited life as he died. When the army had vanished, advancing northward, the land was gree and growing, refresh.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately. As soon as he arrives, he is arrested.
He never ask the cop where the scene of the crime was so they knew that he had murdered his wife.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.cleanshortwhat am I
I can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.