If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
What is a frog’s favorite year?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!