What is a frog’s favorite year?
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.