What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!