What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What is a frog’s favorite year?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?