What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?