stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
