crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
