crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
crazystupidWhat is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A man on Pegasus.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.