funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
punnystupidWhat is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
what am ItrickypunnyForward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
