punnyWhat is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire
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funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
punnyWhat's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
The Presidential Seal.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.