funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
