funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
