funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
