funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
