crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!