cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
