funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
cleanlogicHow could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.
