funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleansimplelogicWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
logicIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
