logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
logicsimplecleanWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
what am IcleansimpleI am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.