logicWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
logicsimplecleanWhat has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
cleanYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
cleanwhat am IsimpleThe more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
logicIn the final stretch of a road race, you pass the 2nd-place runner right before crossing the finish line. What place do you finish in?
You finish in second place. You would have had to pass the first place racer to have finished in first place.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
logicwhat am IsimpleThe more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.