funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
logiccleancleverWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
cleanlogicwho am IsimpleWe are a family of 12 members. I am the second. I am also the youngest in our family. Who am I?
February. A year has 12 months and February is the second month.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
