funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm in your phone. Sometimes I laugh. Sometimes I cry. I even flip you off from time to time. What am I ?
An emoji.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleWhat do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
An anchor.
cleancleversimpleWhat has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
simplelogictrickyYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
cleanwhat am IsimpleAs small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
A hummingbird.
logicwhat am IcleverI am a vehicle. I spell the same when you read me forwards as well as backwards. What Am I?
Race car.
cleansimpleWhat tastes better than it smells?
Tounge.
