funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal every day. What am I?
A plant (photosynthesis).
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
