funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
logicmathcleverWhich is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
