funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
logiccleanThe day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal every day. What am I?
A plant (photosynthesis).
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
logicmathWhat is the smallest number, that can be expressed as the sum of the cubes of two different sets of numbers?
Hardy-Ramanujan discovered 1729 as a magic number. Why 1729 is a magic number?
10^3 + 9^3 = 1729
and
12^3 + 1^3 = 1729
Taxicab number Ta(2)
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
logicmathtrickyHow many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
