funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
lovepoemsIt caused the destruction of Troy,
The worst of tragedies,
And numerous maladies,
Yet it is chased, desired and fought for.
What is it?
Love.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
logicmathsimplecleverI know a number which is spelled in an alphabetical order. Do you?
Forty.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
trickyWhat is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
Ohio - The two 'o's are round with 'hi' in the middle.
cleanlogiccleverYou draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
