funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
cleanlogicwhat am IpoemsI’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
cleanpoemssimplecleverLarge as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly swimming in a waterless sea.
Asteroids.
trickyIf there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
cleansimplecleverSomething very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
At that moment, the time and day could be written as 12:34, 5/6/78.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
