stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
logicsimplecleancleverHow far can you run into the woods?
Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
logiccleanCan you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence? I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."
cleanlogicwhat am II am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
Tree.
cleanlogicTwo mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?
They were a grandmother, mother and daughter.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
