crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
logicsimplecleverFinish the sequence:
7 8 5 5 3 4 4 ?
6 - the number of letters in the month august; (January has 7 letters, February has 8 etc.)
loveWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
crazyA man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.