Riddle #400

It caused the destruction of Troy, The worst of tragedies And numerous maladies Yet it is chased, desired and fought for What is it?

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?

He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

What three words are said too much, yet not enough?

How do you get the attention of someone you love?

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?

When I look at her, she smiles at me. When I wink at her, she winks at me. When I kiss her, she kisses me back. When I say I love you, she says it back. Who am I?