cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
logiccleverA sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?
There is no answer, it's a paradox. It cannot be made to work. Search: "Barber paradox"
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI get whiter the dirtier I get. What am I?
A blackboard
logicmathtrickyIf
1 = 5 ,
2 = 25 ,
3 = 325 ,
4 = 4325
Then 5 = ?
1
Already stated 1=5 => 5=1
cleansimplecleverWhat you cannot hold it but it is yours?
Your heart.
cleansimpleIt's red, blue, purple and green. No one can reach it, not even the queen.
Rainbow.