funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleansimplecleverWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
logicmathtrickyHow many sides does a circle have?
Two. The inside and the outside.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
logiccleverA sign on the barber's door says "I shave only those who do not shave themselves." Does the barber shave himself?
There is no answer, it's a paradox. It cannot be made to work. Search: "Barber paradox"
cleansimpleWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
what am IlogicclevercleansimpleI have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
A piano.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
