funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.