crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.