crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
crazyI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.