crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.