punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
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Forest.
