crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
