crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
