crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.