crazystupidWhy do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
stupidWhy did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
