What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's green and loud?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?