stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
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crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
crazystupidWhat do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
dirtystupidWhat is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
