What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
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What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What is a Owl's favourite subject at school?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What's green and loud?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?