What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).