What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?