funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.