If there re 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have if course 2.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.funnyshort
What do you call a bear without ears?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.cleanfunnyshort
What is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.cleanshortwhat am I
I never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.logic
It was a grandeur party. In order to filter the uninvited guests, the security guard was assigned a task to check the secret password. The guests invited by the royal family also were shared with the secret password.
John wasn’t an invited guest. He learned that the password is needed to make an entry. He hides himself and started watching the guests and the security.
The first guest comes. Security told him, TWELVE and the guest replied SIX. He wished him and allowed him to enter.
The second guest comes. Security told him SIX and the guest replied THREE! He was too allowed.
John made an entry as third guest. Security told him EIGHT and John replied FOUR. He was thrown out of the party!
The answer should be five. The password is not half of the digit, but the number that represents the number of digits told by security.crazyfunnyshort
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.logicshort
You have to look at me to say what I show you. I offer two different purposes but I am spelled the same and I am pronounced the same.
WATCH and WATCH (Watch the watch).