animalcleanshortI have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I bark.
I am a dog.
funnyshortWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnylogicshortIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can’t dig half a hole.
animalfunnyshortWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
cleanshortFind me who am I. I am the building with number stories.
A library.
cleanfunnyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
cleanshortIn which place are you silent?
In the building ("u" is silent in pronouncing "building".
animalcleanshortwhat am IMy skin is green and slippery.
I have four legs and webbed feet.
I eat bugs and little fish.
I can swim under water and hop on land.
I am a...
Frog.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
