animalfunnyWhat always sleeps with his shoes on?
A horse.
cleanlogicshortWhen does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
cleanshortIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
cleanlogicshortA girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
The woman is blind and is reading braille.
cleanshortwhat am II have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
cleanlogicshortI live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
Cell, Sell.
cleanshortwhat am IIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
cleanshortWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
funnyshortWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleanlogicshortWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
