cleanfunnyshortWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
funnyshortWhat type of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
cleanshortIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
cleanfunnylogicshortWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleanfunnyshortHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
animalcleanshortwhat am II have four legs and a tail.
I have no teeth.
I can swim and dive underwater.
I carry my house around with me.
I am a...
Turtle.
cleanlogicshortHow many apples can you put in an empty box?
Zero. When you put an apple, it no longer remains empty.
funnyshortWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyshortHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
