In a one storey brown house, there was a brown person with a brown computer, brown telephone, and brown chair. He also had a brown cat and a brown fish – Just about everything was brown – What colour was the stairs?
As it was a one-storey house – there were no stairs.cleanfunny
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.funnyshort
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!shortwhat am I
I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?
What is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.funnyshort
What kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
What always sleeps with his shoes on?
When does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.cleanshort
If there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.shortwhat am I
I always work under pressure. I’m too hard to find! Without pressure, you won’t be able to see me. I am nothing without pressure! What am I?