Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.cleanlogicshort
I live in every part of your body and all commodities are transacted through me! I appear the same, but different!
If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black man lives in a black house. Who lives in a White house?
What man cannot live inside a house?
How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?
Bring a chair back with you.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.funnyshort
What do you call a bear without ears?
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.