cleanshortWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
logicshortwhat am II am a five letter word. If you remove all letters one by one from the last, I sound the same! What am I?
QUEUE! QUEU! QUE! QU! Q!
funnyshortWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
cleanfunnyshortWhat never asks questions but is often answered?
A doorbell.
shortwhat am II am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right? What word am I?
cleanfunnyshortWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
funnyshortWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyshortWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
animalshortwhat am II visit you every night even if you don't call me. I'm lost every day. What Am I?
cleanshortwhat am II am always will be coming, but I will never come. What Am I?
Tomorrow.
