cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyshortWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
cleanshortHow do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
cleanlogicwhat am IWe are a family of 12 members. I am the second. I am also the youngest in our family. Who am I?
February. A year has 12 months and February is the second month.
logicshortThere were two women, standing and facing the opposite ways. The first lady was facing south and the second lady was facing north. But, they could see each other. How is that possible?
They were holding the mirror.
cleanfunnyshortWhat building has the most stories?
Library.
cleanfunnyshortIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
animalshortWhat has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
