cleanfunnyshortIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleanfunnyshortWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
cleanshortwhat am II never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
funnyshortSam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
funnyshortWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
cleanfunnyshortHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
cleanfunnyshortJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
