Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!cleanfunnyshort
Which insect is the best in games?
Find me who am I. I am the building with number stories.
How many apples can you put in an empty box?
Zero. When you put an apple, it no longer remains empty.cleanfunny
How many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only! cleancrazyfunnyshort
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.cleancrazyfunnyshort
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
A train leaves from Halifax, Nova Scotia heading towards Vancouver, British Columbia at 120 km/h. Three hours later, a train leaves Vancouver heading towards Halifax at 180 km/h. Assume there's exactly 6000 kilometers between Vancouver and Halifax. When they meet, which train is closer to Halifax?
Both trains would be at the same spot when they meet therefore they are both equally close to Halifax.cleanshort
What is the similarity between a bottle and a human being?
Both have necks.cleanshort
In which place are you silent?
In the building ("u" is silent in pronouncing "building".