You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty.
At the first stop 4 people get on.
At the second stop, 8 people get on and 3 get off.
At the third stop, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?
Since the riddle starts out by saying you are the bus driver, the answer would be the color of your own eyes.
See also best riddles or new riddles.crazyfunnylogicshort
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.cleancrazyfunnyshort
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.animalcrazyfunny
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.logic
One morning an airline president is leaving on a business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
He was fired from sleeping on his job.funnylogic
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.logicmathshort
Can you make 10 plus 4 = 2?
Yes. 10 o'clock + 4 hours = 2 o'clock.crazyfunnyshort
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.cleancrazyfunny
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.funnylogicshort
If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * a