What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanshortwhat am I
I never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.animalcleanfunnyshort
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!cleanfunnyshort
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.funnyshort
What city has no people?
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.