I have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I am a dog.funnyshort
What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?animalshortwhat am I
I can be poisonous.
I am long.
I have a forked tongue.
What am I?
I am a snake.cleanfunnyshort
Lucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?
She fell off the last step.animalshort
What has teeth but cannot eat?
What do moths study in school?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.cleancrazyfunnyshort
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
What can be as big as an elephant but weigh nothing?
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can’t dig half a hole.