Riddles for kids

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Hot-dog star

Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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37 votes

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I go around in circles

I go around in circles, but always go straight ahead. I never ever complain, no matter where I am lead
A Wheel.
93.05 %
36 votes

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Chimney

What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
93.05 %
36 votes

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Teddy bears

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
93.05 %
36 votes