What is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.cleanfunnyshort
Where do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.funnyshort
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
What do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.cleanshortwhat am I
I am always will be coming, but I will never come. What Am I?
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
It’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.cleancrazyfunnyshort
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.logicshort
You have to look at me to say what I show you. I offer two different purposes but I am spelled the same and I am pronounced the same.
WATCH and WATCH (Watch the watch).