How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.shortwhat am I
I have more than 80 keys, but I cannot open any lock. What Am I?
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
You can hold it without seeing or touching it! What is that?
It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board. funnyshort
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.cleanfunnyshort
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.funnyshort
What type of cheese is made backwards?
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).cleanpoems
I go around in circles,
but always go straight ahead.
I never ever complain,
no matter where I am lead