What is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.animalshortwhat am I
I have four legs.
I live in Africa.
I am big and grey.
I live in the river.
What am I?
I am a hippo.funnyshort
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.logicshortwhat am I
I am a vehicle. I spell the same when you read me forwards as well as backwards. What Am I?
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.crazyfunnyshort
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.funnyshort
It always stays hot even when put in refrigerator! What is that?
A farmer lived in a small village. He had three sons. One day he gave $100 dollars to his sons and told them to go to market. The three sons should buy 100 animals for $100 dollars. In the market there were chickens, hens and goats. Cost of a goat is $10, cost of a hen is $5 and cost of a chicken is $0.50.
There should be at least one animal from each group. The farmer’s sons should spend all the money on buying animals. There should be 100 animals, not a single animal more or less! What do the sons buy?
They purchased 100 animals for 100 dollars.
$10 spent to purchase 1 goat.
$45 spent to purchase 9 hens.
$45 spent to purchase 90 chickens. funnylogicshort
There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.