funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
cleanpoemssimplecleverGlittering points
That downward thrust,
Sparkling spears
That never rust.
Icicle.
cleanlogicIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.