animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs and a tail.
I have no teeth.
I can swim and dive underwater.
I carry my house around with me.
I am a...
How do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice. funnyshort
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.funnyshort
How do rabbits travel?
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
What has teeth but cannot eat?
You can hold it without seeing or touching it! What is that?
It always becomes white when it becomes dirty. What is that?
A Black board. funnyshort
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.cleanfunnyshort
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.