funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.