cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
