crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.