funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.